Jizz! :/

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donnay1991
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Jizz! :/

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was driving to work last night and my car was making weird whistling noise. its not a belt but guy at work said it could be alternator bearing or water pump. any ideas? and anyway i i had a little look around and just took my oil cap off randomly. and its like sum1 has jizzed all over it and it wasnt me. Honest :roll: to change gaskit is it just the rocker cover gaskit i change. or do i need to remove cylinder head too :/
Corsa B 1999 1.2 16v,
Debadged, Lowered 40 mm front and back 60mm,angel eyes with standard rears, Smoked Side Repeaters, Drilled airbox (Shredded). 4" Sportex Backbox with sportex straight through centre pipe. Graphite grey cesaros.
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:lol: i know your excited about passing your test but that's a bit extreme :lol:
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donnay1991
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im sorry dude :( couldnt hold it ;)
Corsa B 1999 1.2 16v,
Debadged, Lowered 40 mm front and back 60mm,angel eyes with standard rears, Smoked Side Repeaters, Drilled airbox (Shredded). 4" Sportex Backbox with sportex straight through centre pipe. Graphite grey cesaros.
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I have heard its common on these to have some gunk on the filler cap when i got mine it had loads but it runs fine. Not sure on the noise though :)
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are you doing lots of short jorneys? that can cause condensation in the engine, if the engines not getting up to temp to burn it off and then you get the mayo.

wipes off your jizz and just keep an eye on the oil and water levels.
OFFICAL DVLA DATA:
1414 - corsa gsi's on the road in 2008.
735 - corsa gsi's currently on the road and 436 SORN
Basicly you would have to be a right tw*t to break one for parts :rant:

Thanks to everyone for an awsome weekend at pvs!
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