that's what a lot of people say i think I'm the only one who likes themnath2905 wrote:nice engine, it needs new plates, they just make it look a mess and for £15 it makes alot of a difference, also not overly keen on the wheels, but the rest it good
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man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
http://www.corsa-b.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20509
man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
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@Actionman..... the car looks smart white but u informing the dvla of colour change?
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i most certainly did mate along with the engine and wheels keep it all legal
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man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
http://www.corsa-b.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20509
man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
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Fair enough pal lol u make me feel like a fugative now lol
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I've been down that road mate,
i bought a astra 1.4 8v with a 2.2 16v conversion, when i got pulled i had to lie
and blag my way through telling the police woman it was a 1.4 with a plastic cover lol
after that scare i learnt my lesson
i bought a astra 1.4 8v with a 2.2 16v conversion, when i got pulled i had to lie
and blag my way through telling the police woman it was a 1.4 with a plastic cover lol
after that scare i learnt my lesson
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man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
http://www.corsa-b.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20509
man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
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Why did she check under the bonnet though mate? Ive never done it before but will be soon and im actually nervous doing it..
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she said it was a routeen check i think she was chocolate for chocolate, she was a bearther
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man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
http://www.corsa-b.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20509
man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
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Never nown a routine check to look under bonnet, unless vosa get involved :/
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engine kicked into life yet?
My Project : Brocade 2.0 16v
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Cant wait for Summer!
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Cant wait for Summer!
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had some trouble with my zafira mate but i plan on getting a fuel pump relay tomorrow morning (first thing),
I'm hoping that will sort it
I'm hoping that will sort it
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man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
http://www.corsa-b.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20509
man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
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how you getting on with the relay? manage to sort it out?
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not yet mate i got one from my local car parts place and without the reg for the engine he kept giving me the wrong relay,
so I've ordered one from vaux world this morning, should be hear tomorrow or Thursday.
(the stupid t##t didn't even know what a C20NE was)
so I've ordered one from vaux world this morning, should be hear tomorrow or Thursday.
(the stupid t##t didn't even know what a C20NE was)
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man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
http://www.corsa-b.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20509
man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
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Lmfao some people shouldn't work in the car industry!
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just like the time i went to a mechanic when it was jumping around, told him i thought it was the egr or the ICU and Air Flow.neil22 wrote:Lmfao some people shouldn't work in the car industry!
pointed to the egr, and he said thats not egr thats the Idle controll valve, then pointed to the ICU and he said no that controls the fuel.
then kept blaming me for messing around with the engine. He just wouldn't listen to anything i had to say whether it was right or wrong. Thats like going to the Doctors, siting there and just saying ... FIX ME. of course your gona go to the doctors and tell them your symptoms and what you think is wrong whether its right or wrong. GRRRR
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these people are what i call "bell ends"
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man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"
http://www.corsa-b.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=81&t=20509
man walks into the doctors and says "doctor i have a 2ft hole in my bum)
doctor replies puzzled "hoe the hell have you done that son?"
the man shamefully replies "i got raped off an elephant"
the doctor says "but an elephants penis is long and thin"
the man dropped a tear and said "IT FINGERED ME FIRS"