Corsa-B.uk - Vauxhall, Opel and Holden Corsa B Owners Club

standard...im lucky though....live in hull and left my car unlocked, unsupervised a surprising number of times but no1 eva touched it lol. Obv. cos every1 knows who i am and is too scared rofl

lol im alredy on suspended sentence for assault..so will be more than just a few nites in a cell for me lol...id trust my car unlocked in the day but not at nite lol..pikeys haha

gutted m8...u obviously didnt beat the crap out the guy enough to let em go an think u wont be pissed off at bein prosecuted lol.......just do it again

lol...was stupid reli- me and my mate were clubbin..and i knew the matey worin at the cocktail bar so had constant free drinks all nite...so we were propa f*cked lol..went for a walk to try sober up..i needed a non-alcoholic drink(fk knos y i thought a shop wudnt b open at 2am lol)...so i asked sum matey for a quid and he started gettin larey,so my mate started on him..we ended up beatin him up lol..and i apparently snapped his wifes fone in half and told her she ent fonin da police lmao..i dont rememba that bit...was the most drunken nite iv eva had lol.

sounds like a um gd night

yeh lol..worse bit was gettin back from dorset to reading the next day...i was ment to be getin lift in my mates corsa c..but he had to be gone by a certain time...and i was still in my cell at that time lol..luckily he was able to wait a bit longer.

i got out of cells at 8:00 the next mornin and i had to go to work for 11:00 my boss was pissed off and thought ide left an april fools on the answer phone at 1 in the morning from the old bill station cos it was april 1st lol! but then i showed him the paperwork and he started laughin at me and called me a muppet lol

yee well done u muppet lol