Get your own back advice?

[mikewhyte]

take a sh it on the bonnet of his car

[duncanpound]

squirt super glue onto his windscreen where the wiper blades meet haha. that would be funny watching him trying to clear his screen. expecially in this wet weather

[C0rsa-B-1L]

jack his car up and take his wheels lol!!!!!!!

[nath2905]

this has made my day haha

[duncanpound]

paint go faster stripes on his bonnet

jack his car up and put bricks under his drive axle and then lower it back down again so that the wheels are barely touching. he will go to drive off and just spin haha

[inglis71]

put random dog turds on his car hahaha

or tow his car and steel his rims

or get under the front and unplug some wires

or get some expanding foam and spray it in his wheels lol

or steel the bolts from all his wheels

[duncanpound]

expanding foam in the exhaust lol.↲Pee on his door handles

[C0rsa-B-1L]

lol this is funny.

[Smithiescorsa]

when i was in america i got some joke parking tickets like the one we have in the uk with the same envelopes etc so when i got home if someone parked on our lane stopping us from getting in to our own house then i just wrote one out slapped it on window and it worked didnt park there again ahah!

write out a fake ticket and stick it under the wiper

or do like my mates did put some gloves on get some dog poo and smear it under the door handles

[Mike_Parr]

Just go round to that badger house and punch him square in the face, then pick him up and pin him against a wall and warn him, "park in my spot again then you'll be spending time in hospital, you stupid bastard"

That'll work, gauranteed.

[inglis71]

get like 20 stink bombs and put them in the air vents

[corsamadlad]

Is it a private parking spot or just on the road outside yr house?
Is its not private u cant do fu*k all he pays his road tax a.
a friend of my mums used park outside some1s house once a day as shes a care'er and she came out once to 2 slashed tyres, if i was there id of kicked the absolute sh*t out the guy so dont go to far m8.

Basically bet him to 'yr' space lol

[Smithiescorsa]

or if its over your drive, phone the local authority and explain that their parking there and you want a no parking line painted across your entrance to your drive... you might have to pay though but my aunty did it and she got it free

[SparcoSt3]

or if its over your drive, phone the local authority and explain that their parking there and you want a no parking line painted across your entrance to your drive... you might have to pay though but my aunty did it and she got it free

lol they made them gay lines outside the houses by schools and the old woman came out everyday telling me it was her spot and i had to move... and i told her were to go as i also pay my road tax and she dosent own the road or pavemnt outside her house... and anyway i didnt park blocking there driveways.. pathetic people just want an argument lol... 9 i still park outside her house

[Smithiescorsa]

haha!!! well i dont have that problem much not really in an area where they park over your drive cos if they do they'll get it towed by the farmers trying to get down the lane haha as for school parking i do it all the time to park where i can then when i get told to move i get out of the car look and say theres no double yellow lines here and i have tax.... sometimes people dont even have drives and they still come out!!!! Grr!! there just after an argument