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Krusty wrote:My stereo, I control it.

Totally agree with that one. Theres been a few times where I've been sitting in my car and whoever is in the passenger seat decides to whack the volume right up

Krusty wrote:What's wrong with washing your car with washing up liquid?

This is how you detail a car. You know when you see swirls in your paint? That's caused by scratching, and salt scratches, also grit (Using a Sponge, and a Leather). If you want cheap good results, use Megs or Chemical Guys (To name a few) Shampoo, then two bucket method if you haven't got snow foam (Rinse, Wash, rinse, wash, rinse). Then dry with Microfibre cloths (Dirt cheap from Halfrauds), then get some decent non-acid based cleaner for your alloys. And Megs 3 step is reasonably priced and gives good results (This consists of, Step 1 Paint Cleaner, Step 2 Polish, Step 3 Carnauba Wax). Whizz round the windows with Autoglym fast glass and fanny's your uncle.

I'm ok with the passenger turning the volume up, especially if it's a decent tune, but I control my sub through my stereo, so I don't want random buttons pressed or for someone to change the tune. Specially if it's good.

washing your car with washing up liquid is a big no no!!

it can eat away at your laquer therefore leaving your cars pain unprotected.

Even though i havnt passed my test yet :
1. The stereo will not be touched, if you dont like the music, the door's right next to you.
2. If you want me to drive fast, you can pay for the petrol
3. No smoking
4. No eating Big Macs, they are a mess waiting to happen
5. Always wear you seatbelt, you dont look cool just because your not wearing one.

first and most important:
1. Seatbelts are a MUST
2. No drinking
3. No writing on the windows if they've steamed up
4. Shotgun rules the roost

my rules are simple

put your seat belt on, because it wont be you paying for the new window

dont eat drink or sneeeze in my car

slam my door ill slam your head in it

draw on my windows ill stop and throw u out there and then (as a mate laura found out the hard way nice 40 min walk home:) )

dont use my car as a mobile doss house keep it clean (wipe your feet and all)

and the worst thing


NEVER EVER EVER touch my stereo its set up perfectly u will destroy all my hard work

just nice and tidy



im not mental just a little tapped

Dont touch the cd player or the knobs and switches in my cockpit

smoking i dont have too much of a problem with, but once mypolycarb windows are in, then there wont be any smoking in the car
no eating
no drinking
no writing on windows
you bring anything with you, you take it with you dont leave it in my car
seatbelts or get out
my stereo, you want it louder/quieter/on/off, just ask
dont slam my doors
and finally....
just because i dont have back seats doesnt make it a luggage area

i dont care if people smoke in my car as long as they give me a fag, dont touch the stereo, always belt up and tell me how to drive once you can walk

smoking in the front
dont wave shout and embarrass me otherwise i will embarrsa you
sterio is in my control
dont slam the doors
keep it clean and tidy
belt up
piss me off and walk

My rules are:-

No Smoking at all
Only me or my girlfriend can touch the stereo
No Food which will make a mess, i.e. no sausage rolls but haribo ok
No fizzy drinks, ONLY water
No Seatblets then ur out
No shouting
No messing about or else ur out
Only I wash it
Only I drive it unless if a mechanic has to move it onto a ramp etc..
No putting your feet up on the dash
and finally NO WIPING THE WINDOWS WHEN THEY STEAM UP

I think thats it

Belt up.
Shut up.
Turn up.

Job done.

Chrex wrote:Passenger must be prepared to swear at other road users if necessary.
Passenger must be on constant police alert...keeping the eye out for the nob'eds!

Defo loving the 2nd one

I don't really have any for mine although the ash tray thingy isn't used for flicking cigs and ash in!! It's my change box haha. My new car doesn't have one so i don't really have to argue with people that try flicking nasty cigs in there