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A few simple rules for my car.

1.My Car, My Rules.
2.Absolutely NO Cream eggs for the toddler!!!(Bad experience!)
3.I bought the Stereo, I press the buttons!
4.NEVER criticise me on my driving, e.g 'You could have gone then!' - I decide if there was 'loads of time'
5. BELT UP!!!!!!!!

seeing as my car resembles a trash can im pretty cool about it all but!
u may smoke but u burn it u bought it!
im the one who shed blood n sweat on fittign this radio im makeing the tunes (unless i give u the remote)
eating.......only if u got enuf to share lol
n my number one pet hate!......i was nice enuf to give u a lift now close the window n lock the door ffs!
belts...... u dont wana wear one then fine but it aint gona stop me from raceing that 1.0 micra around the back lanes!

Mainly the usual:

I bought the radio so I choose what gets played on it (My made plugged in his memory stick half way through a song, almost got snapped in half).
You wanna lift, you can help pay for the petrol.
Any food that's dropped, you clean it up or you'll be sitting in the boot.
Any arguments about where you sit, you can gladly walk.
No sugar cubes or silly sting (My mates threw sugar cubes at windscreen, paid for a new one due to chips in it. And silly sting was sprayed on the seats, took days to remove completely).

Haha I have pretty much same rules...

No smoking
No eating
My music
My window is always open hot or cold don't ask me to shut it!

Haha and only me washes my car ! Sometimes the missus does the inside!

Its pretty simple in my car,



Eat & drink( just dont spill drink)

Shoes off and feet can go up on seats or dashboard.

Alart me of police, cameras or anything else.

My window is open f**k off.

Only draw on my windows If your good.

Have a laugh

JUST DONT SMOKE!

Were belts

Rules:

no eating
no drinking
no smoking in the back
shotgun rules apply
dont draw on the windows
dont touch the stereo or any other buttons
do not put your feet on the dash
dont make it dirty
dont comment on my driving

failure to follow the rules will result in you being left at the side of the road

No smoking
You don't leave sweet wrappers or drink cans in the car
I clean it only

I've got a couple of rules for my corsa
Smokings fine just use a make shift ashtray in the back or the one in the front (can't stand seeing fag ash all down the door of my car)
Can't smoke weed in my car,
Eating and drinking is cool but clean the s**t up afterwards
My mrs is in control of the sterio and if she's not in the passenger seat then i am
I think that's about it?

Just a few;

No smoking

Don't complain about the music

Don't complain about my driving

MUST WIND SEAT BELT ALL THE WAY UP WHEN GETTING OUT SO IT DOSNT GET CAUGHT IN THE DOOR!!!

Don't eat or drink in the car and just because I am doesn't mean you can

If there's tools and you touch them I'm going to hit you with said tool

If you turn the radio up to a stupid level I'm going to hit you

And if you jam the seatbelt in the door your not getting back in


That's it

I will make sure only to touch the soft tools lol

Sent from my Corsa B

1. If you moan, you walk
2. If you leave rubbish in the car i'll keep it until I next see you to personally put it down your throat
3. My car my music
4. If you moan about the sub you don't deserve to be in the car, no more lifts
5. If you say 'what's the point in having a car this low' we are no longer friends
6. Don't touch the paintwork full stop

They're more things that p**s me off than rules, but they're just a few off a huge list haha

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Took my dog out in my car for the first time last week and made a new rule before he got in.
Back bench comes out, blankets over rear back rests and floor and a bed for him to sit in and he goes no where near the leather door cards!

My dog sits in the passenger seat people go in the back if I have the dog with me