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Get your own back advice?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:41 pm
by Frankie4fingers
Need some way of getting my own back on some guy who keeps parking his car outside my house. One i was thinking is putting his wipers up and folding his mirrors in every morning. Also, letting his tyres down gradually every day. Any other ideas so that i can get on this bastard's nerves?

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:43 pm
by roperstun
clamp him

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 7:55 pm
by mobiius
Leave your car there.

Or leave nails and glass and porcupines and sharp spiky things there.

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:04 pm
by MillsRI
Burn It

OJ, nah do as mobiius said n put some carpet taks around the wheels, n leave em there so even if he gets it changed they'll burst again :D

Or just reserve it for yourself n put some cones down, personally I would give the guy a mouthful but then again its your decision :D

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:12 pm
by matty101
firstly u dont want to make it obvious you dont rele want him knowing its you,

you cud prop nails behind his tires so when he reverses it goes bang.

i would just go and park out side his house are wait until he's parked outside your house and block him in with your car, just do anything legal to really piss him off and if that dont work then get dirty.

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:00 am
by Frankie4fingers
Got a good one today off a mate. Cut bits outta his wipers so hes left with stripes when its raining haha.

Also, piss on his door handles and intake vents! ;)

Probz gonna end up doing something after a night at the pub when am pissed up haha!

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 12:09 am
by matty101
or you could just steal his wiper blades, that wud rele f**k him up, he probly crash and write off the car then thats your problems sorted :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 8:49 am
by mobiius
Whatever you do, don't do anything illegal as it'll be pretty obvious who did it!

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:05 pm
by danthemann
put dogshit on the underside of his door handles lol.or put a condom over his exhaust.or you could wrap his car up in tissue,anythin reli lol :lol:

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:41 pm
by protek
you get a plank of wood. (2) put a big fat nail in both of them. and put it behind both wheels.
then his spare will be no good to him and he will be f**ked for work. thats what i did to the guy that kept parking his van outside my house.

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:19 pm
by Jimi137
Hahaha this thread is hilarious lol. Personally, id just go over 2 him and say look m8 can you just move your car please. but thats cuz im not the violent type. i think the piss on his door handles wud be a gd one. also maybe if ur really pissed off just boot his wingmirror the wrong way at like 2 in the morning and run. no one will think its u if u run down the street for a bit out of the way and they probz wont wake up anyway. if u do it right it wont just clip back on and it will require a whole new door. or just do the old trick of keying his car. make sure u do both sides tho :)

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 5:43 pm
by SparcoSt3
no jimmy dont key his car................. thats 2 far.... and really harsh tbf... i know what its like remember :( and why would that make him not park there?

you could shove a potato up his exhaust or maybe something along those lines....

put super glue in the locks so he cant open the door lmao...!!!

put somethin discusting on handles....

ask him nicley to move it lol?

put cones on your spot?

get a tow rope huck to you car and his car then rag it and just move his car :D!!!!

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:44 pm
by alexcorsa
hahahah id either drag it out the way or f**k his lock so he thinks sum1s tryd to nick it then he wnt wanna leave it there as he thinks its not safe

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:17 pm
by Timmy corsa B
put black electrical tape around his wiper blades lol

Re: Get your own back advice?

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:12 pm
by mobiius
To be honest, there's no law saying he can't park there. It IS a public road. It's inconsiderate, but not illegal.

Just ask him not to park there, if anything happens to his car you're automatically going to get the blame anyway.