Get your own back advice?

[Frankie4fingers]

Need some way of getting my own back on some guy who keeps parking his car outside my house. One i was thinking is putting his wipers up and folding his mirrors in every morning. Also, letting his tyres down gradually every day. Any other ideas so that i can get on this bastard's nerves?

[roperstun]

clamp him

[mobiius]

Leave your car there.

Or leave nails and glass and porcupines and sharp spiky things there.

[MillsRI]

Burn It

OJ, nah do as mobiius said n put some carpet taks around the wheels, n leave em there so even if he gets it changed they'll burst again

Or just reserve it for yourself n put some cones down, personally I would give the guy a mouthful but then again its your decision

[matty101]

firstly u dont want to make it obvious you dont rele want him knowing its you,

you cud prop nails behind his tires so when he reverses it goes bang.

i would just go and park out side his house are wait until he's parked outside your house and block him in with your car, just do anything legal to really piss him off and if that dont work then get dirty.

[Frankie4fingers]

Got a good one today off a mate. Cut bits outta his wipers so hes left with stripes when its raining haha.

Also, piss on his door handles and intake vents!

Probz gonna end up doing something after a night at the pub when am pissed up haha!

[matty101]

or you could just steal his wiper blades, that wud rele f**k him up, he probly crash and write off the car then thats your problems sorted

[mobiius]

Whatever you do, don't do anything illegal as it'll be pretty obvious who did it!

[danthemann]

put dogshit on the underside of his door handles lol.or put a condom over his exhaust.or you could wrap his car up in tissue,anythin reli lol

[protek]

you get a plank of wood. (2) put a big fat nail in both of them. and put it behind both wheels.
then his spare will be no good to him and he will be f**ked for work. thats what i did to the guy that kept parking his van outside my house.

[Jimi137]

Hahaha this thread is hilarious lol. Personally, id just go over 2 him and say look m8 can you just move your car please. but thats cuz im not the violent type. i think the piss on his door handles wud be a gd one. also maybe if ur really pissed off just boot his wingmirror the wrong way at like 2 in the morning and run. no one will think its u if u run down the street for a bit out of the way and they probz wont wake up anyway. if u do it right it wont just clip back on and it will require a whole new door. or just do the old trick of keying his car. make sure u do both sides tho

[SparcoSt3]

no jimmy dont key his car................. thats 2 far.... and really harsh tbf... i know what its like remember and why would that make him not park there?

you could shove a potato up his exhaust or maybe something along those lines....

put super glue in the locks so he cant open the door lmao...!!!

put somethin discusting on handles....

ask him nicley to move it lol?

put cones on your spot?

get a tow rope huck to you car and his car then rag it and just move his car !!!!

[alexcorsa]

hahahah id either drag it out the way or f**k his lock so he thinks sum1s tryd to nick it then he wnt wanna leave it there as he thinks its not safe

[Timmy corsa B]

put black electrical tape around his wiper blades lol

[mobiius]

To be honest, there's no law saying he can't park there. It IS a public road. It's inconsiderate, but not illegal.

Just ask him not to park there, if anything happens to his car you're automatically going to get the blame anyway.